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Mister Masturbation |
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| Location: Azerbaijan | |
| Steam: STEAM_0:1:769406639 | |
| Status: Offline | |
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| Karma: In good standing | |
| Member of Clan: | (None) |
| Real Name: | (Not Specified) |
| E-mail Address: | (Not Specified) |
| Home Page: | (Not Specified) |
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| Last Connect:* | Wed. Dec. 24th, 2025 @ 21:58:43 |
| Total Connection Time: | 1d 03:24:16h |
| Average Ping:* | 94 ms (Latency: 47 ms) |
| Favorite Server:* | RU █ CHILLOUT.PW █ ORANGE |
| Favorite Map:* | ctf_2fort |
| Favorite Weapon:* | |
| Statistics Summary |
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| Points: | 2,134 | |
| Rank: | 9,120 | |
| Kills per Minute: | 0.39 | |
| Kills per Death: | 0.4203 (0.36*) | |
| Headshots per Kill: | 0.0108 (0.0110*) | |
| Shots per Kill: | 27.43 | |
| Weapon Accuracy: | 42.6% (44%*) | |
| Headshots: | 7 (5*) | |
| Kills: | 646 (454*) | |
| Deaths: | 1,537 (1,244*) | |
| Longest Kill Streak: | 9 | |
| Longest Death Streak: | 27 | |
| Suicides: | 223 | |
| Teammate Kills: | 0 (0*) | |
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| Current rank: Gunnery Sergeant | |
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Kills needed: 54 (46%) |
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| Rank | Name | Time | Last Use ![]() |
Kills | Deaths | K:D | Headshots | HS:K | Suicides | Accuracy |
| 1 | Mister Masturbation | 0d 00:55:11h | 2025-12-24 22:42:08 | 16 | 50 | 0.32 | 0 | 0.00 | 3 | 32.9% |
| 2 | Рыцарь без воды | 0d 00:14:29h | 2025-12-21 22:18:53 | 3 | 14 | 0.21 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.0% |
| 3 | Sandwich Annihilator | 0d 09:26:41h | 2025-12-21 19:37:01 | 217 | 552 | 0.39 | 3 | 0.01 | 77 | 39.3% |
| 4 | Фуфелшмерц | 0d 04:04:46h | 2025-12-11 10:30:30 | 110 | 231 | 0.48 | 1 | 0.01 | 30 | 59.8% |
| 5 | Бутерброд с хуем | 0d 06:01:44h | 2025-12-07 16:59:11 | 104 | 360 | 0.29 | 1 | 0.01 | 52 | 52.6% |
| 6 | /ПТХ/Über Mann | 0d 01:28:56h | 2025-11-07 21:59:16 | 39 | 68 | 0.57 | 0 | 0.00 | 14 | 17.9% |
| 7 | Анальный ебланат | 0d 01:34:31h | 2025-10-05 10:27:01 | 76 | 97 | 0.78 | 0 | 0.00 | 14 | 57.1% |
| 8 | Суп со зломолоко� | 0d 03:37:58h | 2025-10-03 22:12:45 | 81 | 165 | 0.49 | 2 | 0.02 | 33 | 37.2% |
| Rank | Action | Earned ![]() |
Accumulated Points |
| 1 | Kill Assist | 340 times | 680 |
| 2 | Force Suicide | 105 times | 0 |
| 3 | Critical Kill | 75 times | 0 |
| 4 | Backstab Kill | 48 times | 96 |
| 5 | Kill Assist - Medic | 23 times | 69 |
| 6 | Point Captured | 17 times | 85 |
| 7 | Airblast Player | 17 times | 0 |
| 8 | Capture Blocked | 10 times | 10 |
| 9 | Killed charged medic | 8 times | 8 |
| 10 | Headshot Kill | 5 times | 10 |
| Rank | Action | Earned Against ![]() |
Accumulated Points |
| 1 | Airblast Player | 94 times | 0 |
| Rank | Role | Joined ![]() |
% | Ratio | Kills | Deaths | K:D |
| 1 | Soldier |
138 times | 23.59% | 146 | 348 | 0.42 | |
| 2 | Heavy |
98 times | 16.75% | 98 | 187 | 0.52 | |
| 3 | Demo Man |
84 times | 14.36% | 90 | 232 | 0.39 | |
| 4 | Spy |
70 times | 11.97% | 28 | 165 | 0.17 | |
| 5 | Pyro |
59 times | 10.09% | 33 | 92 | 0.36 | |
| 6 | Scout |
46 times | 7.86% | 13 | 94 | 0.14 | |
| 7 | Sniper |
37 times | 6.32% | 11 | 46 | 0.24 | |
| 8 | Engineer |
31 times | 5.30% | 34 | 51 | 0.67 | |
| 9 | Medic |
22 times | 3.76% | 1 | 29 | 0.03 |
| Rank | Weapon | Modifier | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | 1.00 | 56 | 12.33% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 2 | 1.00 | 43 | 9.47% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 3 | 2.00 | 37 | 8.15% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 4 | 1.00 | 33 | 7.27% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 5 | 1.00 | 31 | 6.83% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 6 | 2.00 | 28 | 6.17% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 7 | 1.00 | 24 | 5.29% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 8 | 2.00 | 24 | 5.29% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 9 | 1.00 | 18 | 3.96% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 10 | 1.00 | 17 | 3.74% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 11 | 2.00 | 14 | 3.08% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 12 | 1.00 | 12 | 2.64% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 13 | 1.00 | 11 | 2.42% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 14 | 1.00 | 11 | 2.42% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 15 | 1.00 | 8 | 1.76% | 5 | 100.00% | 0.63 | |||
| 16 | 1.25 | 7 | 1.54% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 17 | 1.00 | 7 | 1.54% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 18 | 1.00 | 6 | 1.32% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 19 | 1.00 | 5 | 1.10% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 20 | 1.00 | 5 | 1.10% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 21 | 1.00 | 4 | 0.88% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 22 | 1.00 | 4 | 0.88% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 23 | 2.00 | 3 | 0.66% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 24 | 1.00 | 3 | 0.66% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 25 | 1.00 | 3 | 0.66% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 26 | 2.00 | 2 | 0.44% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 27 | 1.00 | 2 | 0.44% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 28 | 1.00 | 2 | 0.44% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 29 | 1.00 | 2 | 0.44% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 30 | 1.00 | 2 | 0.44% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 31 | 1.00 | 2 | 0.44% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 32 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 33 | 5.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 34 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 35 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 36 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 37 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 38 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 39 | The Cleaner's Carbine | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | ||
| 40 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 41 | 1.50 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 42 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 43 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 44 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 45 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 46 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 47 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 48 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 49 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 50 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 51 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 52 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 |
| Rank | Weapon | Shots | Hits | Damage | Headshots | Kills ![]() |
K:D | Accuracy | Damage per Hit | Shots per Kill |
| 1 | 390 | 193 | 9,271 | 0 | 24 | 0.7500 | 49.5% | 48.0 | 16.3 | |
| 2 | 533 | 275 | 19,479 | 0 | 22 | 0.8462 | 51.6% | 70.8 | 24.2 | |
| 3 | 85 | 33 | 472 | 0 | 1 | 0.1429 | 38.8% | 14.3 | 85.0 | |
| 4 | 316 | 27 | 248 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 8.5% | 9.2 | 0.0 | |
| 5 | 63 | 39 | 873 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 61.9% | 22.4 | 0.0 | |
| 6 | 21 | 3 | 307 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 14.3% | 102.3 | 0.0 | |
| 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 0.0% | 0.0 | 0.0 | |
| 8 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 0.0% | 0.0 | 0.0 | |
| 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 0.0% | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| Rank | Map | Kills | % | Ratio | Deaths | % | Ratio | K:D ![]() |
Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | cp_orange_project_v5a_chillout_winter | 101 | 22.25% | 185 | 14.87% | 0.55 | 3 | 60.00% | 0.03 | |||
| 2 | ctf_turbine | 64 | 14.10% | 117 | 9.41% | 0.55 | 1 | 20.00% | 0.02 | |||
| 3 | ctf_turbine_winter | 18 | 3.96% | 36 | 2.89% | 0.50 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 4 | cp_orange_project_v5a | 74 | 16.30% | 178 | 14.31% | 0.42 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 5 | cp_orange_project_v5a_chillout_ | 6 | 1.32% | 19 | 1.53% | 0.32 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 6 | ctf_2fort_snow_v3 | 73 | 16.08% | 242 | 19.45% | 0.30 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 7 | ctf_2fort | 88 | 19.38% | 317 | 25.48% | 0.28 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 8 | ctf_doublecross | 15 | 3.30% | 67 | 5.39% | 0.22 | 1 | 20.00% | 0.07 | |||
| 9 | ctf_doublecross_snowy | 15 | 3.30% | 83 | 6.67% | 0.18 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 |
| Rank | Server | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Deaths | K:D | Headshots | Percentage of Headshots | % | HS:K |
| 1 | RU █ CHILLOUT.PW █ ORANGE | 181 | 39.87% | 382 | 0.4738 | 3 | 60.00% | 0.0166 | ||
| 2 | RU █ CHILLOUT.PW █ 2FORT HELL | 161 | 35.46% | 559 | 0.2880 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.0000 | ||
| 3 | RU █ CHILLOUT.PW █ TURBINE | 82 | 18.06% | 153 | 0.5359 | 1 | 20.00% | 0.0122 | ||
| 4 | RU █ CHILLOUT.PW █ DOUBLECROSS | 30 | 6.61% | 150 | 0.2000 | 1 | 20.00% | 0.0333 |
| Rank | Victim | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Deaths | % | Ratio | K:D | Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | pootis gaming |
12 | 2.64% | 2 | 0.16% | 6.00 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 2 | sinevv.vas |
8 | 1.76% | 0 | 0.00% | 8.00 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 3 | Cruelty |
7 | 1.54% | 3 | 0.24% | 2.33 | 1 | 100.00% | 0.14 | |||
| 4 | WHAT??????????????????? |
6 | 1.32% | 2 | 0.16% | 3.00 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 5 | Caraci |
5 | 1.10% | 10 | 0.80% | 0.50 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 6 | Эвр |
5 | 1.10% | 5 | 0.40% | 1.00 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 7 | HABAR3342 |
5 | 1.10% | 3 | 0.24% | 1.67 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 8 | 3.14-2шаra |
5 | 1.10% | 2 | 0.16% | 2.50 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 | |||
| 9 | Fun Demo |
5 | 1.10% | 1 | 0.08% | 5.00 | 0 | 0.00% | 0.00 |
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